Sunday, 29 January 2012

Michael Bachmann

I could try the controversial approach to this by writing up my distant and unpopular views on politics and viciously slandering political figureheads every week to the point where my vexation becomes a constant stream of unintelligible rambling.

But instead of getting angry at politicians, I like to imagine them with excessive facial hair.

So, what happens when Michele Bachmann wanders through unfamiliar territory, and is gene-spliced with a random bearded gentleman? It's time to find out, with Bachmann's Beard Weekly!

Today, the locks of full-time wizard Michael Gambon, also known as Dumbledore, make an appearance.

Tax-cuts for pure-bloods? HPV vaccines that magically cause mental retardation? Who knows what policies Michael Bachmann would have in store.

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